The Marie Antionette Action Figure, with ejectable head!
Whether in her queenly robes or various states of undress she is, in a word, D-I-V-I-N-E.
And don't knock the educational qualities of the blisterboard on which she was packaged. Every inch is filled with fun facts about the beheaded queen (her weapon of choice: cleavage) and bonus guillotine facts, my favorite of which is #8, "It is believed that a victim can remain conscious for up to thirty seconds after decapitation." Yikes!
Thanks neighbors...who needs a stinkin' Barbie Doll?!?