Friday, January 16

Friday Photo Caption Contest


Here are the facts:

This photo was taken in Ashland City, Tennessee.

Yes, this is a hearse from the fleet at the local funeral home.

Yes, I have a twisted sense of humor.

Now my friends, dazzle me with your photo caption writing skills,
post it in comments
and if you are declared the winner,
I'll send you an award-winning pan of brownies.

I'll kick this little contest off with a gem of my own. Of course, I'm not eligible to win.

Contest ends Tuesday, January 20th.

29 comments:

Texas2Tennessee said...

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dustbuster.

MS. ME said...

When the hearse is a rockin, don't come knockin....

bobby b said...

"Dammit, how many times do i have to tell them, "Dont feed the zombies Girl Scout cookies!"

duhcowboypoet said...

He flipped his lid on his way home to glory. Recaptured remains from some crematory.

rudpet said...

Ashland City Gazette - Local car wash attendant's last wish granted...

Texas2Tennessee said...

Oh ya'll are too good! This is going to be a stiff competition.

creativeheart said...

".....hopefully the fragarence on this hose will help...."

Lj said...

Now where the heck IS that gerbil???

Lj said...

The prom only came once a year and Billy Bob had big plans for he and Barbie's big night that did not include dead folks' dust bunnies.
Barbie said she was dying to see the wheels he had borrowed...He also had a beautiful peace lilly bloom for her wrist corsage....gratis from the floorboard of the hearse...good god, I could just write a whole story here! :)

Lj said...

The twisted writer woman, hoping to catch plumber's pants, quickly snapped a photo of Jimmy Joe's butt, capturing instead, an hearsterical moment in time.....

Lj said...

"Uncle George, Uncle George, so sorry I spilled the urn....coulda been worse, though...you coulda been spread in the Harpeth River!"

Lj said...

The hearse was so sparkling clean that people were simply dying to get into it!

Prettyletters said...

My caption ain't comin' - so I'll mull it over in type. What a once in a lifetime picture! You know this must happen with some regularity, but I've never seen it in my lifetime. What could possibly get dirty inside the back of a hearse? I guess dust builds up from dusty old cemetery roads? Is lime green still in style for a hearse? Maybe a caption will come to me overnight.............

Texas2Tennessee said...

Bravo Prettyletters for mentioning the lime green upholstery. Also, he's wearing a desert camo jacket. There's some food for thought.

Carry on...ya'll are fabulous!

duhcowboypoet said...

Delivered to the plot.
A load of great concern.
To satify the closure;
What was in the urn?

cathypurdom@yahoo.com said...

There once was a driver named Ted
Whose balance sheet always bled red
His life was a bitch
He never got rich
'Cause all of his riders were DEAD!

Mary Sears said...

Ghostbusters

Prettyletters said...

I got deer meat in the freezer from the road kill, but I oughta waited on a truck to get it to the packin' plant.

Deb said...

Oh, shit. Mr. McCormick is still in here. Who'd we bury in plot 486?

Billy said...

I'm sorry miss, I can't find your Grandpa's ashes back here either

Billy said...

Yeah Bubba, with an air mattress this should sleep 2 and be perfect for a hunting trip

Billy said...

What 'chu mean "this ain't a camper"?

Billy said...

Yeah, I think that 10 point buck will fit back here

Billy said...

WHEW, that is where my vibrator fell out of my pocket.
That would have been embarrassing if it had turned on during the drive to the cemetery site.

Deb said...

Yea, though I wash through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no presoak.

duhcowboypoet said...

(OK...here's one more to make up for spelling "satisfy" wrong...Billy made me do it!!)

Offbeat Irish carpet
Sent his spiirit up the wall
Elevating ash....
Likes his blood alcohol.

duhcowboypoet said...

OK...one more time...& hopefully no errors)

Offbeat Irish carpet
Sent his spirit up the wall
Elevating ashes.....
Like his blood alcohol.

KC said...

Maybe know one will see me since I'm wearing my camo.

AJ said...

I'm gonna get all these ashes outta here if it KILLS me!