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*Why, Why, Why...

are the donuts on the opposite end of the grocery store from the tampons?

In my perfect world, there's a case of piping hot Shipley's plain glazed donuts between the condoms/lube/douche products and the tampons/panty liners/pads. No matter what your activity of the moment, you can self-medicate with a donut.

Does Mr. Retailer really want me stomping across the store in a PMS fog wielding a large box of tampons?

*My apologies to the "greeter" at WalMart to whom I posed this question at 4:30 am. Sadly, for all 5 people in the store at the time, the donut case was empty.