Monday, September 11

What the Hell?

I'm usually a fairly even-tempered, happy person...but something happened. At 4:15 PM today, someone or something flipped on my bitch switch and all circuits are firing.

There's a seething, writhing monster lurking under my skin and she's hungry and pissed.



Suddenly, I have the appetite, sex drive, complexion and attitude of a teenager and as an extra special treat, not one, but two periods a month and I DON'T MEAN PUNCTUATION!!!!

I would highly recommend everyone keep away from my hands and mouth because I will either slap you or eat you.

2 comments:

shortneighbor said...

luv it when you are feisty

KC said...

Wow!