Here are the facts:
This photo was taken in Ashland City, Tennessee.
Yes, this is a hearse from the fleet at the local funeral home.
Yes, I have a twisted sense of humor.
Now my friends, dazzle me with your photo caption writing skills,
post it in comments
and if you are declared the winner,
I'll send you an award-winning pan of brownies.
I'll kick this little contest off with a gem of my own. Of course, I'm not eligible to win.
Contest ends Tuesday, January 20th.
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27 comments:
When the hearse is a rockin, don't come knockin....
"Dammit, how many times do i have to tell them, "Dont feed the zombies Girl Scout cookies!"
He flipped his lid on his way home to glory. Recaptured remains from some crematory.
Ashland City Gazette - Local car wash attendant's last wish granted...
Oh ya'll are too good! This is going to be a stiff competition.
".....hopefully the fragarence on this hose will help...."
Now where the heck IS that gerbil???
The prom only came once a year and Billy Bob had big plans for he and Barbie's big night that did not include dead folks' dust bunnies.
Barbie said she was dying to see the wheels he had borrowed...He also had a beautiful peace lilly bloom for her wrist corsage....gratis from the floorboard of the hearse...good god, I could just write a whole story here! :)
The twisted writer woman, hoping to catch plumber's pants, quickly snapped a photo of Jimmy Joe's butt, capturing instead, an hearsterical moment in time.....
"Uncle George, Uncle George, so sorry I spilled the urn....coulda been worse, though...you coulda been spread in the Harpeth River!"
The hearse was so sparkling clean that people were simply dying to get into it!
My caption ain't comin' - so I'll mull it over in type. What a once in a lifetime picture! You know this must happen with some regularity, but I've never seen it in my lifetime. What could possibly get dirty inside the back of a hearse? I guess dust builds up from dusty old cemetery roads? Is lime green still in style for a hearse? Maybe a caption will come to me overnight.............
Bravo Prettyletters for mentioning the lime green upholstery. Also, he's wearing a desert camo jacket. There's some food for thought.
Carry on...ya'll are fabulous!
Delivered to the plot.
A load of great concern.
To satify the closure;
What was in the urn?
There once was a driver named Ted
Whose balance sheet always bled red
His life was a bitch
He never got rich
'Cause all of his riders were DEAD!
Ghostbusters
I got deer meat in the freezer from the road kill, but I oughta waited on a truck to get it to the packin' plant.
I'm sorry miss, I can't find your Grandpa's ashes back here either
Yeah Bubba, with an air mattress this should sleep 2 and be perfect for a hunting trip
What 'chu mean "this ain't a camper"?
Yeah, I think that 10 point buck will fit back here
WHEW, that is where my vibrator fell out of my pocket.
That would have been embarrassing if it had turned on during the drive to the cemetery site.
Yea, though I wash through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no presoak.
(OK...here's one more to make up for spelling "satisfy" wrong...Billy made me do it!!)
Offbeat Irish carpet
Sent his spiirit up the wall
Elevating ash....
Likes his blood alcohol.
OK...one more time...& hopefully no errors)
Offbeat Irish carpet
Sent his spirit up the wall
Elevating ashes.....
Like his blood alcohol.
Maybe know one will see me since I'm wearing my camo.
I'm gonna get all these ashes outta here if it KILLS me!
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